My mother and I at 2am

• Mom: well, I hope you were having a lot of fun
• Myself: well we went to dinner and then a beer garden ontop of the hill looking out on the old town and the castle and then we went into town and went to a cool bar where my friend and i talked to some germans and then we took a REALLY EXPENSIVE CAB RIDE HOME
• Mom: that'll teach you
• Myself: but today i also booked my tickets to oktoberfest!
• Myself: my life sounds so cool right now